REPORT: The Pictures of Eyes Hanging From the Trees Actually Windows to a Parallel Dimension
In what is perhaps the most shocking news from Torrey Conference so far, The Bells has been told that the pictures of eyes hanging from...
Bob the Tomato, Bibleman to Receive Honorary Degrees in Theology at Special Torrey Conference Ceremo
Bob the Tomato and Bibleman will be at the morning Torrey Conference session on Wednesday for a special pre-session ceremony honoring...
"VOID II: The Wrath of Khan" to Premiere at Torrey Conference
It is with great excitement that the Bells announces that the much anticipated sequel to the Missions Conference hit, “VOID” will be...
Controversy Brewing? Joel Osteen to Speak at Torrey Conference
LA MIRADA - The Biola student body is in an uproar after it was leaked that Joel Osteen is set to be the keynote speaker at this year's...
LEAKED: Torrey Conference 2016 Theme
An inside source let slip early this morning that the theme for this year’s Torrey Conference will be “Submission.” Upon further...
Professor has Child in Wedlock
LA MIRADA - In a shocking turn of events Dr. Chelsea Leight-Lee, Assistant Professor of Real Estate, has announced the birth of her...
Nickelback to Play Torrey Conference
The news comes on the heels of the announcement of Chad Kroeger's recent transformation into the Christian faith. The band is now putting...
Report: 97% of Crushes go to the Church You Have Been Meaning to Try Out
A recent study indicates that approximately 97% of the individuals you have suddenly become attracted to also frequently attend that one...
SGA to Start Using "Pokémon: GO to the Polls" for Elections
Biola SGA will be implementing Pokémon: GO to the polls this coming spring. The announcement comes on the heels of Hillary Clinton’s use...
Biola Hired a Single Man With a 20 Foot Metal Rod to Divert the Lightning From Torrey Conference
On Wednesday September 14, Torrey Conference officials sent out an email confirming students' worst fears. Torrey Conference will once...
