Why Drew Knight did not win the Presidency
Last night the results of the election were revealed and Donald Trump has won the presidency. Yesterday the Bells endorsed write-in...
ELECTION UPDATE - Local Biola Hermit Doesn't Really Care Who Gets Elected
LA MIRADA - A local man who appeared on Biola University's campus today was reportedly walking around and murmuring that he doesn't...
Why the Bells is Endorsing Drew Knight for President
Until now the Bells has remained quiet on the election. Today we are proud to announce our endorsement and support of write-in...
BREAKING ELECTION NEWS: Biola Announces new Campus in Canada “Just in Case”
It appears this year’s election is still pulling out surprises. In an unprecedented move, Biola University has reportedly purchased 500...
Ghosts of Former Emerson Residents Haunt New Humanities Offices
LA MIRADA - A disturbing report from Emerson Hall claims that some unruly apparitions are bothering new office and faculty members who...
CYBERTERRORIST ALERT: Jeff from Biola
cy·ber·ter·ror·ism ˌsībərˈterərizəm/ noun the politically motivated use of computers and information technology to cause severe...
Upcoming Torrey Conference Themes Leaked
LA MIRADA, CA - A new batch of documents released today by Wikileaks appears to confirm the themes for Torrey Conference running through...
La Mirada Taco Bell Sales Skyrocket after “Shame Free” Torrey Conference
LA MIRADA - A local Taco Bell has received an amazingly unusual boost in sales this past weekend. Reports from branch manager Mike Shcott...
Inspiring! This Student is Graduating this Semester, and Still Went to Torrey Conference!
Senior Michael Kidd has been at Biola for a little over four years. He has been to four Torrey Conferences and four Mission's Conference,...
Shameful! This Student was Using Their Cell Phone During a Session
During the 1PM breakout session in Calvary Chapel, sophomore Carly McCuiston was caught using his cell phone! How shameful! At this...
