EXPOSED: Secret Emails Suggest Missions Conference Staff Hired "Enthusiastic Audience" Act
The first session of Missions Conference was a huge success for Biola. Many in the audience were “mhmm-ing," “amen-ing," and “Yes,...
BREAKING: McCoy/Davis may Have Colluded With APU to win Election
New evidence has surfaced after SGA conducted a thorough investigation into the 2018-2019 presidential election suggesting that the...
Chad Miller Declares Dungeons and Dragons "Satanic" After Rolling a 1 on a Religion Check
"I'm sorry guys, I like D&D as much as the next guy, but I have to stay in character and commit to this roll," said Chad Miller to his...
Tragic: Professor Weathers Gets Trapped Inside Prank Video
In what was meant to be a funny prank quickly turned into tragedy. On Friday morning while teaching a math class, Professor Matthew...
MISSING: TODD PICKETT || LAST SEEN CARTWHEELING INTO SUNSET
Breaking news this morning as it was reported that Todd Pickett has been missing for over 48 hours. The last know sighting of Pickett was...
BREAKING: Spiritual Development to ban Sitting in Chairs in Sutherland
BREAKING: In a statement delivered this morning, Spiritual Development announced they will now require students to sit on the floor in...
Student Casually Slips Chapel Scanner $5 Bill to Gain Balcony Access
BREAKING: The Bells has found evidence of bribery within the Chapel program. This morning at chapel, Biola sophomore Ricky Morris was...
"We thought it was a pneumatics conference," Says Disappointed Union of Mechanics
Disappointment and dismay marked the inauspicious beginning of Torrey Conference this week, as U.C.M.S. (the Union of California...
BREAKING: Men's Soccer Player gets Ejected From Match After Questioning Referee's "Flaw
BREAKING: Men’s Soccer Player gets ejected from match after questioning referee’s “flawed theology” La Mirada, CA -- Biola University...
RUMOR: Biola Docuseries Season 2 to begin Filming with “Hunger Games” Style Twist
A recent leak from Biola’s Cinema and Media Arts department may suggest that students haven’t seen the last of Canada’s famed docuseries...
