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Student Casually Slips Chapel Scanner $5 Bill to Gain Balcony Access


BREAKING: The Bells has found evidence of bribery within the Chapel program. This morning at chapel, Biola sophomore Ricky Morris was caught slyly handing chapel scanner Mick Tye a $5 bill to gain balcony access.

This news is disturbing. The Bells has reason to believe this is not an isolated incident either. An anonymous source within Spiritual Development spoke to us,

"This sort of thing happens all the time. Corruption is rampant in chapel."

The Bells reached out to Christopher Barragan but has yet to receive a comment.


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