

EXPOSED: Secret Emails Suggest Missions Conference Staff Hired "Enthusiastic Audience" Act
The first session of Missions Conference was a huge success for Biola. Many in the audience were “mhmm-ing," “amen-ing," and “Yes,...

Tragic: Professor Weathers Gets Trapped Inside Prank Video
In what was meant to be a funny prank quickly turned into tragedy. On Friday morning while teaching a math class, Professor Matthew...


BREAKING: Spiritual Development to ban Sitting in Chairs in Sutherland
BREAKING: In a statement delivered this morning, Spiritual Development announced they will now require students to sit on the floor in...

Student Casually Slips Chapel Scanner $5 Bill to Gain Balcony Access
BREAKING: The Bells has found evidence of bribery within the Chapel program. This morning at chapel, Biola sophomore Ricky Morris was...


Biola Soccer Team Kneels During Torrey Conference Commissioning
Last night, as Glenn Packiam delivered the commissioning prayer that would lead into Torrey Conference, the Biola men's soccer team...


"We thought it was a pneumatics conference," Says Disappointed Union of Mechanics
Disappointment and dismay marked the inauspicious beginning of Torrey Conference this week, as U.C.M.S. (the Union of California...


"Have you ever heard the Gospel of the Dark Side?" asks Missionary Palpatine
"Have you ever heard the Gospel of the Dark Side? I thought not, it's not a story Biola would tell you," said Missionary Palpatine to The...


Kaleidoscope Kings, Everyone’s Favorite King’s Kaleidoscope Cover Band, to Perform After Friday’s Se
King's Kaleidoscope fans can rejoice! Missions Conference staff has announced that Friday's session will feature everyone's favorite...


Student Called to Minister to Genovia
Jen Thomas, a Undeclared freshman, watched the flag bearers run through Chase Gymnasium this Wednesday morning with awe and enthusiasm....


REPORT: Local Fabric Store Runs Out of Material That Looks Like it Comes From Another Country
LA MIRADA, CA — Due to high demand from Missions Conference, Weatherford’s Fabric has run out of patterned material that gives the...