Evidence for Time Travel? Todd Pickett = Charles Nelson Reilly?
Is time travel real? New photos comparing Todd Pickett to famed comedian Charles Nelson Reilly have surfaced. The similarities between...
Total Anarchy: Student Brings a Copy of the Message to Bible Class
On November 7, Campus Safety sent out a mass emergency text to students warning them of a potentially dangerous situation on campus....
ELECTION UPDATE - Local Biola Hermit Doesn't Really Care Who Gets Elected
LA MIRADA - A local man who appeared on Biola University's campus today was reportedly walking around and murmuring that he doesn't...
Ghosts of Former Emerson Residents Haunt New Humanities Offices
LA MIRADA - A disturbing report from Emerson Hall claims that some unruly apparitions are bothering new office and faculty members who...
CYBERTERRORIST ALERT: Jeff from Biola
cy·ber·ter·ror·ism ˌsībərˈterərizəm/ noun the politically motivated use of computers and information technology to cause severe...
La Mirada Taco Bell Sales Skyrocket after “Shame Free” Torrey Conference
LA MIRADA - A local Taco Bell has received an amazingly unusual boost in sales this past weekend. Reports from branch manager Mike Shcott...
REPORT: The Pictures of Eyes Hanging From the Trees Actually Windows to a Parallel Dimension
In what is perhaps the most shocking news from Torrey Conference so far, The Bells has been told that the pictures of eyes hanging from...
Bob the Tomato, Bibleman to Receive Honorary Degrees in Theology at Special Torrey Conference Ceremo
Bob the Tomato and Bibleman will be at the morning Torrey Conference session on Wednesday for a special pre-session ceremony honoring...
Biola Bans Harry Potter for Halloween Season
In an interesting move, the leadership of Biola University has decided to ban the Harry Potter franchise from its campus for the latter...
Professors Pretend Like Their Students did “Great”
Finals week is wrapping up at Biola University and the majority of the students have already taken their most important tests....
