Bob the Tomato, Bibleman to Receive Honorary Degrees in Theology at Special Torrey Conference Ceremo

Bob the Tomato and Bibleman will be at the morning Torrey Conference session on Wednesday for a special pre-session ceremony honoring their unprecedented work in bringing the Word of God to children all over the country.

“For us, it was an obvious decision,” said Talbot School of Theology Dean Clint Arnold. “With Bob you have that raw ability to just pull Bible stories and apply them to situations that people face in everyday life, like their sister not wanting to share her toys with you. Real heavy stuff, you know? With Bibleman, physically representing the armor of God with an actual suit of armor? That was just revolutionary for its time.”

“I am very excited to be receiving this honor” said Mr. The Tomato. “It’s a little bittersweet since Larry couldn’t make the ceremony, but ever since the whole mess with Madame Blueberry our relationship hasn’t been the same.”

The Bells reached out to Mr. The Cucumber to see if he had congratulatory words for his longtime friend and co-host, but he declined to comment, muttering something about how QWERTY did all the real work.

When asked for his thoughts on receiving such a great honor, Bibleman said, “If you told me on that stormy night when I found that Bible in the mud that 20 years later I would be getting an honorary degree in theology, I probably would have called you crazy.”

In a shocking development, Bibleman also disclosed that he expects both of his former sidekicks, Coats and Cypher, to be in attendance.

The decision was made by a majority vote, with all but one member of Talbot’s faculty approving the decision. The lone dissenter was Dr. Horner, who reportedly would have only accepted the other two if Bob Dylan was included as well.