Special Place in Hell Reserved for Line-Cutters
Yes, spiritual warfare is real. Even at Biola University. Even during Torrey Conference. Reports of students cutting in line have caused...
Biola Soccer Team Kneels During Torrey Conference Commissioning
Last night, as Glenn Packiam delivered the commissioning prayer that would lead into Torrey Conference, the Biola men's soccer team...
"We thought it was a pneumatics conference," Says Disappointed Union of Mechanics
Disappointment and dismay marked the inauspicious beginning of Torrey Conference this week, as U.C.M.S. (the Union of California...
Upcoming Torrey Conference Themes Leaked
LA MIRADA, CA - A new batch of documents released today by Wikileaks appears to confirm the themes for Torrey Conference running through...
La Mirada Taco Bell Sales Skyrocket after “Shame Free” Torrey Conference
LA MIRADA - A local Taco Bell has received an amazingly unusual boost in sales this past weekend. Reports from branch manager Mike Shcott...
Inspiring! This Student is Graduating this Semester, and Still Went to Torrey Conference!
Senior Michael Kidd has been at Biola for a little over four years. He has been to four Torrey Conferences and four Mission's Conference,...
Shameful! This Student was Using Their Cell Phone During a Session
During the 1PM breakout session in Calvary Chapel, sophomore Carly McCuiston was caught using his cell phone! How shameful! At this...
REPORT: The Pictures of Eyes Hanging From the Trees Actually Windows to a Parallel Dimension
In what is perhaps the most shocking news from Torrey Conference so far, The Bells has been told that the pictures of eyes hanging from...
Bob the Tomato, Bibleman to Receive Honorary Degrees in Theology at Special Torrey Conference Ceremo
Bob the Tomato and Bibleman will be at the morning Torrey Conference session on Wednesday for a special pre-session ceremony honoring...
"VOID II: The Wrath of Khan" to Premiere at Torrey Conference
It is with great excitement that the Bells announces that the much anticipated sequel to the Missions Conference hit, “VOID” will be...
