ELECTION UPDATE - Local Biola Hermit Doesn't Really Care Who Gets Elected

LA MIRADA - A local man who appeared on Biola University's campus today was reportedly walking around and murmuring that he doesn't really care about the election. This shocked many people, as their intentions were to let everyone know their political opinions today. The man, who currently remains nameless, reportedly showed up around 9:00am and went to Heritage Cafe. He did not order any coffee but, just sat outside and started to look off into the distance.

One girl who was there talked about the situation saying, "I didn't really know much about the guy, but I knew he was a hermit because of his hair".

Other people reported seeing this hermit in morning chapel. He reportedly walked into the Talbot chapel in the middle of the message and walked up to the microphone asking questions.

One student, recalls he walked up and took the microphone from speaker, pastor Israel Gomez, and started mumbling, saying, "The election doesn't really matter because I don't care."

A white student said, "He sounded like he was high. I've never done drugs, but that's what it sounded like."

After eating lunch at the Caf later on during the day, this mysterious hermit took a mint and then left. Campus Security was not contacted to question the man because, according to them, "no one is really afraid of a hermit."

Sources could not identify the location the hermit is staying at, but expect it to be somewhere in Biola, due to the fact that he was wearing a Biola University t-shirt from 10 years ago.