Professor has Child in Wedlock

LA MIRADA - In a shocking turn of events Dr. Chelsea Leight-Lee, Assistant Professor of Real Estate, has announced the birth of her daughter Shoshauna. While it was originally rumored the child was born out of wedlock, it has now been confirmed by independent sources that the child was both conceived and birthed in wedlock with Leight-Lee’s husband, Stan.

The news has been met with support from Leight-Lee’s friends and colleagues.

“I was just so happy to hear that both mama and baby Shoeshauna were happy and healthy and of course that the baby was born in wedlock,” said friend of the family, Heather Dunton.

This news comes on the heels of numerous rumors of infidelity among professors at Christian universities across California.

“We’re thrilled that our friends, the Leight-Lee’s, were able to welcome their first child into the world. It’s great to see such a wonderful, loving couple experience what is surely the most joyous moment of their young lives," continued Dunton

"I’m sure Shoshauna will be raised in a God fearing home because of her parents decision to have her after taking their vows of holy matrimony,” said Professor of Transportation Economics, Gilles Duranton.