The Bells Reviews the Biola Film "The Bacchae"
The movie begins with a blaring alarm clock. Maggie, the film's main protagonist, wakes up abruptly; a look of sadness strewn across her...
"Alright guys, this one's called Wonderwall," says Todd Pickett
"And a one and a two and a three and a four," said Todd Pickett as he passionately strummed his guitar.
The Bells' 5 Tips for Surviving Finals Week
As finals week approaches, the pressure placed on students increases. We at the Bells are here to help. Here are a few tips to get you...
"How does this fling-flangled thing work?" Declares Frustrated DBC
If you were at chapel this morning, you had the opportunity to have your ID card scanned by DBC himself! Unfortunately he had a hard time...
MISSING: TODD PICKETT || LAST SEEN CARTWHEELING INTO SUNSET
Breaking news this morning as it was reported that Todd Pickett has been missing for over 48 hours. The last know sighting of Pickett was...
OVERHEARD@BIOLA Admins Gather in the Grove to Discuss new Policies
Yesterday admins of the Facebook group OVERHEARD@BIOLA gathered in the Grove to discuss new policies. The admins, photographed below, can...
BREAKING: Spiritual Development to ban Sitting in Chairs in Sutherland
BREAKING: In a statement delivered this morning, Spiritual Development announced they will now require students to sit on the floor in...
"Ooh! Owie! Ooh! My back is sore, if only there were seats I could sit in with comfortable back
"Ooh! Owie! Ooh!" exclaims junior Joseph Hernandez, "My back is sore, if only there were seats I could sit in with comfortable back...
Student Casually Slips Chapel Scanner $5 Bill to Gain Balcony Access
BREAKING: The Bells has found evidence of bribery within the Chapel program. This morning at chapel, Biola sophomore Ricky Morris was...
Special Place in Hell Reserved for Line-Cutters
Yes, spiritual warfare is real. Even at Biola University. Even during Torrey Conference. Reports of students cutting in line have caused...
