"I'm cool, right guys?" Asks Insecure DBC
"I'm cool, right guys?" asked an insecure DBC this morning at Missions Conference, "I am just like you, just another bro. I can hang and...
If Missions Conference Theme is "Illumination," Where are the Minions?
This year's Missions conference theme is "Illumination," so one would assume there would be Minions roaming about. Where are they? The...
The Ghost of Billy Graham to Lead Breakout Session at Missions Conference
Today Biola University announced that legendary preacher Billy Graham would be coming back from the dead to give one last sermon. The...
King's Kazoo Worship Band Headlining 2018 Missions Conference
The King's Kaleidoscope cover band King's Kazoo, will headline this week's conference. Their set list will include, but is not limited...
Wakanda to Lead Flag Waving Ceremony at Missions Conference
Biola University's 2018 Missions Conference will begin will with it's annual flag waving ceremony. However, this year there will be the...
BREAKING: McCoy/Davis may Have Colluded With APU to win Election
New evidence has surfaced after SGA conducted a thorough investigation into the 2018-2019 presidential election suggesting that the...
Chad Miller Declares Dungeons and Dragons "Satanic" After Rolling a 1 on a Religion Check
"I'm sorry guys, I like D&D as much as the next guy, but I have to stay in character and commit to this roll," said Chad Miller to his...
Tragic: Professor Weathers Gets Trapped Inside Prank Video
In what was meant to be a funny prank quickly turned into tragedy. On Friday morning while teaching a math class, Professor Matthew...
Quiz: What Bible Professor are you? Just Pray you Don't get Dr. Sorrazoth, Ruler of Darkness
Take our quiz to find out, but whatever you do, please do not get Dr. Sorrazoth.
Study: The Average Biolan Must Have 4 DTRs Before Finding Their Ring by Spring
A highly scientific study commissioned by the Center for Marriage and Relationships has shed some light on the mysterious phenomenon of...
