

OVERHEARD@BIOLA Admins Gather in the Grove to Discuss new Policies
Yesterday admins of the Facebook group OVERHEARD@BIOLA gathered in the Grove to discuss new policies. The admins, photographed below, can...


BREAKING: Spiritual Development to ban Sitting in Chairs in Sutherland
BREAKING: In a statement delivered this morning, Spiritual Development announced they will now require students to sit on the floor in...


"Ooh! Owie! Ooh! My back is sore, if only there were seats I could sit in with comfortable back
"Ooh! Owie! Ooh!" exclaims junior Joseph Hernandez, "My back is sore, if only there were seats I could sit in with comfortable back...

Student Casually Slips Chapel Scanner $5 Bill to Gain Balcony Access
BREAKING: The Bells has found evidence of bribery within the Chapel program. This morning at chapel, Biola sophomore Ricky Morris was...


Special Place in Hell Reserved for Line-Cutters
Yes, spiritual warfare is real. Even at Biola University. Even during Torrey Conference. Reports of students cutting in line have caused...

This is a Safe Space: Tell us who Your Favorite Witch is
This is a safe space. We are not here to judge you. We just want to know who your favorite witch is. We promise you there are no faculty...

Beautiful Sunset Causes Spontaneous Proposal On Parking Structure
La Mirada, CA -- Yesterday’s beautiful sunset not only triggered half a dozen Instagram posts, but it also lead to a slightly more...

RUMOR: Biola Docuseries Season 2 to begin Filming with “Hunger Games” Style Twist
A recent leak from Biola’s Cinema and Media Arts department may suggest that students haven’t seen the last of Canada’s famed docuseries...


Environmentally Conscious Student Eats Lunch From Waste Bucket
Matt Richards, an environmentally conscious Biola student, was seen eating from the waste bucket set up at the Caf to visually...


Missions Conference Results: Flu Spreading Faster Than Gospel
UNSEEN REALM - After three days of close contact between hundreds of students, the stomach flu, and the Gospel, we are ready to report a...