APU Student Caught Sneaking Into Missions Conference to Find out What the Bible is

Reports have surfaced that during the Wednesday morning session of Missions Conference, there was a student from Azusa Pacific University attempting to sneak in.

"He was pretty easy to spot," said conference scanner Jacob Thompson. "He was the one wearing a Biola t-shirt with the tag still on it."

The student, identified as 20-year old James McDonald, apparently has never heard of the Bible, much less words from it, in his three years at Azusa Pacific.

"I just so desperately want to hear preaching that is rooted in the Scriptures," said McDonald. "That is something that's really lacking at APU."

Conference security says they were able to apprehend McDonald and dragged him out kicking and screaming something about how hungry he was for the Word of God to penetrate his heart.