BREAKING: Ghosts Invade Campus

The Bells is committed to the safety of the community of Biola University, and in attempting to accomplish that end, we have discovered some shocking news.

Overnight, it would appear that our beloved campus has been invaded by GHOSTS. That’s right. Ghosts. They have appeared everywhere from the trees outside the Caf to the trees outside the dorms on lower campus, and they show no signs of retreating.

“I, for one, am terrified,” said junior Adam Greenwell. “I just came out of my dorm this morning to go to Missions and there were all these ghosts just hanging around the trees… what are we supposed to do?”

The Bells reached out to a Missions Conference representative, who told us that there is no better people group to witness to than those who have returned from beyond the grave, just as our Savior did.